You dont understand me --Triệu Quân

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  Chocolat-Kem

  
  khoảng 1 10 năm trước

• One day I gonna to Australia to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She says “Go to the toilet”. I say “You don’t understand me. I wanna two pieces on the plate”. She says to me “You better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she called me a sonnawabitch !!
  
  
  Later I go to eat at a big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tella her “I wanna a fork” and she tella me “everyone wanna fuck”. I tella her “You don’t understand me … I wanna fork on the table”. She says “You better not fuck on the table, you sonnawabitch”.
  
  
  So I go back to my room in my hotel and there no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet” and he tell me to go to the toilet. I say “You don’t understand me. I wanna a sheet on my bed”. He says “You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch”.
  
  
  I go to the check-out and the man at the desk says “Peace on you!” and I say “Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch”, and I gonna back to Viet Nam …
  
  
  
  *xí xí trong đó hok fải Kem àh nha, thằg cha nào đó đó ..
  
  ăn trộm bên blog Coff

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  Rùa

  
  khoảng 1 10 năm trước

• á há há gosh lol ...

  
  I wanna fork on the table
  

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  lily_yuri

  
  khoảng 1 10 năm trước

• Kem iu, I dont think this is "Nghệ Thuật Sống"...nói zậy là thằng cha đó bị misunderstood huh?
  
  so funny story

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  Rùa

  
  khoảng 1 10 năm trước

• Rùa nghĩ cái đó là nghệ thuật sống đó .. hưa hưa ... pé Kem lâu lâu cũng kím được cái để đọc
  .. cái ông đó bị cái kiểu phát âm nó hại ổng đó I think