male or female

  • TayThi92

    November 5th 2011, 9:02 am
  • Male or female

    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
    'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

    A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

    The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    (THIS GETS BETTER!)

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

    The women won.

  • 8duyên_dáng

    November 5th 2011, 9:13 am
  • don't matter older or newer model, it will eventually become problem.... it's the one with the computer that needs to learn how to handle it ;)

  • TayThi92

    November 5th 2011, 10:59 am
  • 8duyên_dáng wrote:don't matter older or newer model, it will eventually become problem.... it's the one with the computer that needs to learn how to handle it ;)
    like " võ quít dầy có móng tay nhọn " đó hả ? Laugh of loud

  • 8duyên_dáng

    November 5th 2011, 2:24 pm
  • haizzzzz đi ngủ lại đc 1 giấc đã wá ..... ready to face the world again Dance Around

  • TayThi92

    November 5th 2011, 5:52 pm
  • 8duyên_dáng wrote:haizzzzz đi ngủ lại đc 1 giấc đã wá ..... ready to face the world again Dance Around
    đúng là lãng nhách , hum liên quan gì tới cả ! Bash head next time You will be ban frm Mye đó ! Glare


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