The Sh!t List

  • 8duyên_dáng

    December 15th 2011, 4:00 pm
  • The Shit List


    1. Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit
    in the toilet.


    2. Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is
    nothing on the toilet paper.


    3. Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it
    feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
    and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants.


    4. Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting and you've
    pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit
    some more.


    5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit: The kind where you strain so much to get
    the shit out you practically have a stroke.


    6. Richard Simmons Shit: You shit so much you lose 30 pounds.


    7. Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid
    to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the
    toilet brush.


    8. Gassy Shit: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling.


    9. Drinker Shit: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night
    of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
    bottom of the toilet.


    10. Corn Shit: Self-explanatory.


    11. Gee I Wish I Could Shit Shit: It's the kind where you want to shit but
    all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.


    12. Spinal Tap Shit: That's where it hurts so bad coming out you'd swear it
    was leaving sideways.


    13. Wet Cheeks Shit (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your rear
    end so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.


    14. Liquid Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and
    splatters all over the toilet bowl.


    15. Mexican Food Shit: It smells so bad the room must be condemned.


    16. Upperclass Shit: The kind of shit that doesn't smell.


    17. Fisherman's Bobber Shit: That's the kind where you are in a public
    restroom, there are two people waiting on your stall; you shit and
    flush two times but several golf ball size pieces are still floating
    above the water line.


    18. Ambush Shit: This kind never occurs at home but usually at a party or
    while playing golf. It is the result of trying to fart just a
    little, but you end up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for
    the rest of the day.


    19. Santa Clause Shit: A shit that is so big, you have no idea how it made
    it down the drain after flushing.


    20. Stalactite Shit: A shit that gets stuck and hangs from your butt for a moment.


    21. Deja Vu Shit: When you could swear you've taken the exact same shit before.


    22. Five Alarm Shit: Your asshole burns so bad you think it's on fire.
    Usually after eating really spicy chili or other spicy food.


    23. False Alarm Shit: After a really big fart you think you might have
    shit yourself, but you didn't.


    24. Titanic Shit: The tip of the shit is visible above the water line.


    25. Rainbow Shit: The kind of shit that is at least 7 different colors.


    26. Gangster Shit: A shit that sounds like an automatic weapon is being
    fired in the toilet.


    27. Gold Medal Shit: A shit you work so hard to get out that you just have to
    tell a friend about it.


    =)) =))

  • TayThi92

    December 15th 2011, 4:42 pm
  • just sh...t story line Laugh

  • mltr

    December 15th 2011, 10:36 pm
  • good one, pk. Very funny ...lmao =))

  • 8duyên_dáng

    December 16th 2011, 1:46 pm
  • hahaha I'm sure we all experienced some of that if not all Laugh of loud

  • 8duyên_dáng

    August 28th 2012, 3:44 pm
  • I had #26 on the list today =))

  • lovely_allie

    August 28th 2012, 8:38 pm
  • hahahaha wow what a story :))

    I have enough shit for one night thanks to chú PK

    :))

  • lovely_allie

    August 29th 2012, 12:12 am
  • I can't stop reading this list haha luv it


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