rule of life

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  thovan

  
  khoảng 2 10 năm trước

• > Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really
  > are.
  >
  > 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic
  > beverages of any kind.
  >
  > 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it
  > doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and
  > it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
  >
  > 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
  > relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
  >
  > 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  >
  > 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's
  > easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
  >
  > 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave
  > you was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"
  >
  > 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -
  > believe them.
  >
  > 8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this
  > matter one year from now? How about one month? One week?
  > One day?"
  >
  > 9. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
  >
  > 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have
  > another chance!
  >
  > 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable
  > because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that
  > the other person was right about you.
  >
  > 12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
  >
  > 13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family.
  > You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
  > bedpan.
  >