Stress Reliever

  • dzui_dze

    khoảng 2 10 năm trước
  • Stress Reliever # 1

    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


    Stress Reliever # 2

    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
    Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

    Stress Reliever # 3
    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

    Stress Reliever # 4
    Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
    the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
    Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
    Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

    Stress Reliever # 5
    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
    my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
    WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

    Stress Reliever # 6
    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
    Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

    Stress Reliever # 7
    "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
    "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls
    Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about
    that?" "He was the original owner."

    Stress Reliever # 9
    A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
    "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

    Stress Reliever # 10
    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
    married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

    Stress Reliever # 11

    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
    The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

    Stress Reliever # 12

    A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
    He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."

    Stress Reliever # 13

    Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you
    are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with
    all the others!"

    Stress Reliever # 14

    "Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?"
    Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."

    Stress Reliever # 15
    A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty
    face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I
    like your sense of humour."


    Stress Reliever # 16

    Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!
    Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."

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  • 2 Beauty

    khoảng 2 10 năm trước
  • akkakaak ... 3 males a day .. oh dear god .. ahahhahahaha .... Laugh of loud Laugh of loud


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