Stress Reliever

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  dzui_dze

  
  khoảng 2 10 năm trước

• Stress Reliever # 1
  
  Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
  Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
  Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
  Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
  
  
  Stress Reliever # 2
  
  Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
  Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
  Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
  
  Stress Reliever # 3
  Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
  Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
  Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
  
  Stress Reliever # 4
  Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
  the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
  Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
  Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
  
  Stress Reliever # 5
  A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
  my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
  "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
  WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
  
  Stress Reliever # 6
  Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
  Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
  
  Stress Reliever # 7
  "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
  "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls
  Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about
  that?" "He was the original owner."
  
  Stress Reliever # 9
  A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
  "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
  
  Stress Reliever # 10
  Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
  Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
  married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
  
  Stress Reliever # 11
  Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
  The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
  
  Stress Reliever # 12
  A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
  He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
  
  Stress Reliever # 13
  Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you
  are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with
  all the others!"
  
  Stress Reliever # 14
  "Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?"
  Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."
  
  Stress Reliever # 15
  A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty
  face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I
  like your sense of humour."
  
  
  Stress Reliever # 16
  Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!
  Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
  
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  TinhMaiMongCho

  
  khoảng 2 10 năm trước

• hahahaah funny

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  2 Beauty

  
  khoảng 2 10 năm trước

• akkakaak ... 3 males a day .. oh dear god .. ahahhahahaha ....