Đọc vui lắm!!!

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  cuckhithom

  
  December 10th 2004, 12:00 am

• Strange Facts About The
  Attack on America
  Date of the attack: 9/11 = 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 .
  
  September 11 is the 254th day of the year: 2+5+4=11 .
  
  After September 11 there are 111 days left in the year.
  
  Twin Towers: standing side by side, resemble 11 .
  
  The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 .
  
  New York - The 11 th State added to the Union.
  
  New York City - 11 Letters.
  
  The Pentagon - 11 Letters.
  
  Afghanistan - 11 Letters.
  
  George W. Bush- 11 Letters
  
  Flight 11 -> 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 .
  
  Flight 77 -> 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11 .
  
  
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  Work VS. Prison!
  
  
  
  IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
  
  AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
  
  IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
  
  AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
  
  IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
  
  AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
  
  IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
  
  AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.
  
  
  IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
  
  AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
  
  IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
  
  AT WORK you have to share.
  
  IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
  
  AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
  
  IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
  
  AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
  
  IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
  
  AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

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  nongnocdutduoi

  
  December 19th 2004, 9:13 pm

• Oh my Goodness!!! nothing to say

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  Uyen

  
  December 21st 2004, 9:41 pm

• Vui gì đâu mà vui, chẳng hiểu gì nữa

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  winter_sonata

  
  January 26th 2005, 12:56 pm

• so.. what's your suggestion? work or in prision? kekekeke
  but in the other side, you will have: In work you will be free to do anything you like after the work hours, but in prison you have to spend whole the time that cannot do anything without permission???

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  huynhduy2001

  
  January 26th 2005, 1:09 pm

• Strange Facts About The
  Attack on America
  Date of the attack: 9/11 = 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 .
  
  September 11 is the 254th day of the year: 2+5+4=11 .
  
  After September 11 there are 111 days left in the year.
  
  Twin Towers: standing side by side, resemble 11 .
  
  The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 .
  
  New York - The 11 th State added to the Union.
  
  New York City - 11 Letters.
  
  The Pentagon - 11 Letters.
  
  Afghanistan - 11 Letters.
  
  George W. Bush- 11 Letters
  
  Flight 11 -> 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 .
  
  Flight 77 -> 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11 .
  
  
  ********
  
  Work VS. Prison!
  
  
  
  IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
  
  AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
  
  IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
  
  AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
  
  IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
  
  AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
  
  IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
  
  AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.
  
  
  IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
  
  AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
  
  IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
  
  AT WORK you have to share.
  
  IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
  
  AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
  
  IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
  
  AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
  
  IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
  
  AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
  
  
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