*+* Signs You Are Finally Over Him * + *

  • ThousandTearDrops

    khoảng 2 10 năm trước
  • 1. You finally returned your collection of sappy tear-jerker DVDs - Titanic, The Notebook, and Love Actually - to the video store and rented some new, more empowering movies - Charlie's Angels and Kill Bill: Volume 1 and 2.

    2. Your computer at work has a meltdown and deletes all of his e-mails and the loving dialogue you shared. And (gasp!) you're not under the desk in the fetal position, howling in pain and bawling your eyes out.

    3. Two nights ago, you actually realized that the way his eyebrows go up and down when hés talking about something serious is just really annoyịng In fact, so is the way he's always scratching his neck. Ugh...and the constant throat-clearing.

    4. You've stopped connecting (in a "like she totally gets where I'm at"way) with Avril Lavinge songs.

    5. You know that fantasy where you get back together because a bus hits you, and upon hearing the tragic news, your ex suddenly realizes that he's still madly in love with you and races to the hospital for a bedside vigil (with two blinding carats in his pocket)? Yeah, well, you haven't had it for seven days.

    6. When throwing on clothes to run out to the store for milk, you don't blow-dry your hair (twice) and reject four outfits on the off chance that you may bump into him on the way.

    7. Your date kissed you last night, and your gag reflex didn't kick in.

    8. When you run into his mom at the mall - you weren't quick enough to lose her - and she takes your hand and tearfully says "I really thought you were The One. My husband and I love you like a daughter," you don't turn into emotional road kill.

    9. You've come to the conclusion that 8 to 12 minutes of foreplay is just not good enough.

    10. You actually have a crush. Yippee!

    11. Out with your gals, you're shocked to finally learn that Sara got promoted a month ago and Julie has a new boyfriend whom she's completely in love with. Turns out you've been so busy monopolizing convos with your get-him-back master plan that you missed what was going on in their lives.

    12. You've decided that being friends with your ex isn't such a hot idea. You have enough pals already, and by the way, none of them treat you like a piece of poo on the bottom of their shoe.

    13. The guy at your local corner store, who nicknamed you Chocolate Chip for a while (What? You needed comfort!), has changed your name to Sexỵ

    14. The other day, you dropped out of cell-phone range - for, oh, two seconds -but you didn't panic. Normally you'd be freaking that you missed a call from him, but face it, tháts not going to happen.

    15. You just had an epiphany: It's his loss, not yours.

  • Lustify

    khoảng 2 10 năm trước
  • Is this something you found somewhere surfing on the net or something you made up?

  • na_12t

    khoảng 2 10 năm trước
  • uhm interesting, i don't know if it truth but interesting Giggling

  • heyguy

    khoảng 2 10 năm trước
  • it's not a good thing to heard about tha but thank any way

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